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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Fractured Friday Fragments

Apparently I set the clock on my phone to some stupid time zone in Mexico and thought it was an hour (or two) earlier than it was all last night and most of the day today so it’s only appropriate that I post my Wednesday Rambles on Thursday, almost Friday right?

  • Last Friday was Katie Scarlett’s 23rd birthday and we all went to supper together.
  • All meaning: Katie & two of her friends; me (ex-wife #1), my sister; Katie’s ex-step mom (ex-wife #3); Katie’s brother & sister from marriage with ex-wife #3; Katie’s daddy and his current fiancĂ© (future wife #4).
  • I worked in the phrase “Redneck Sister Wives” during the evening’s conversation.
  • Is that a shock to anyone?
  • I know. It was awesome.
  • That Man & I spent Saturday in Forest Hills, LA going from nursery to nursery buying trees for his property.
  • I got two Boston ferns that are about as big as one of those balls people sit on to do ab work or Pilates.
  • They were $10 each. $10. I know.
  • We also bought a flat of strawberries that had been picked just that morning.
  • 12 pints for $28. I know – I was the bargain queen that day.
  • I spent most of Friday afternoon and Monday entering the contact information for 496 strippers involved in a case we have in an Access database.
  • That’s a lot of boobs. I’m just saying.
  • Question: If you lived on Stiffel Lane, Woodcock Street or Pleasure Drive, do you think stripping should be your occupation of choice?
  • The Southern Girl Gang will be here staying at my house in only 36 more days. 36 days. Lor-dee! I hope I can wait that long.
  • I guess I need to make sure my house is clean before they get here.
  • I’m still planning on taking them to Fred’s Lounge in Mamou that Saturday.
  • Have YOU ever gone to a bar at 7:30 in the morning?
  • I didn’t think so.

Well, that’s all I have for right now. I really need to post the pictures from Katie’s birthday but I keep forgetting to dump them off my camera. You’ll love them – #1 (me) and #4 took a picture together. Oh yes we did.


Rachel said...


Redneck Sister Wives? That totally made me snort!

And I'm kinda laughing at your current job duties, err clientele, errr...

Silly stuff - thanks for the giggles!

Mr. Daddy said...

"If you lived on Stiffel Lane, Woodcock Street of Pleasure Drive, do you think stripping should be your occupation of choice?"

Is that a gender specific question???LOL

And Redneck Sister Wives,, there seems to be a whole lot of lovin going on in your neck of the woods...

just saying....

Candance said...

So glad you posted both the Redneck Sister Wife and stripper address thing!

I don't think I can wait 39 days!!!

G.R.I.T.S. said...

Where is wife #2? Anti-social, is she?

starnes family said...

Well, yes, I have been at a bar at 7:30am. Cause I was still there from the night before. Does that count?

Michelle Hoad said...

I'm not really a morning person, so we might just need to still be up from the night before.

Jeff said...

496 strippers in a data base...now that got my attention...LOL I am really curious...what % are female and what % of male. I will comment more that I hear that fact :-)

Seasoned Single said...

Wow, 496 strippers for one case. That must be a doozy.

I am your newest follower from the 40 & over linky on Never Growing Old blog.

Would love for you to follow back at http://seasonedsingleseeking.blogspot.com

Out of My Mind said...

Let me see if I can get this right.....you and your sister have been married to the same man!

And, if that isn't bizarre enough...The future wife (who, I assume will someday be ex wife #4) was there also.

And I thought that I had an extended family. Honey, yours takes the cake!....kt

PJay said...

Sister Wives... awwww, ain't that sweet! I call mine my Wife-In-Law, and we get along fine. I think it's A Southern Thing. Either seeing an ex causes a hissy fit, or a "bless her misguided heart" feeling.

Debbie said...

That is a whole lot of strippers!
And I hate it when technology works against me like that.

Tina said...

I hopped over here from the 40 and Over at Never Growing Old.
I loved this post..too funny!
You definitely have a new follower! Can't wait to see what's up next!

Tess said...

You asked if I've ever been at a bar at 7:30 AM...I'm pleading the fifth, that is too personal a question!

RSW...there's a great story there! Add the strippers and you've got a best seller!

Your blog is just too cute!

GunDiva said...

Oh, Lord, I do love you!

Redneck Sister Wives - bet you could get a reality show outta that one!